Midlife Motivation

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My Point Exactly

A 90-year-old man said to his doctor, ‘I’ve never felt better.  I have an 18-year-old bride who is pregnant with my child. What do you think about that?’

The doctor considered this question for a minute and then said, ‘I have an elderly friend who is a hunter and never misses a season.  One day when he was going out in a bit of a hurry, he accidentally picked up his umbrella instead of his gun.

When he got the Creek, he saw a beaver sitting beside the stream. Her raised his umbrella and went, ‘bang, bang’ and the beaver fell dead.  What do you think of that?’ The 90-year-old said, ‘I’d say somebody else shot that beaver.’

The doctor replied, ‘My point exactly.’